NinjaGuy's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Robot Snake]

This was okay I guess, gets old really fast.

[Car Game]

boring, loud as shit, no point to continue playing, really good practice but don't put this shit on this fucking website.

[Messi plays Basketball]

boring af, didn't like it at all, stupid premise, shitty gameplay, annoying music, bad graphics.

[My Little Shooter: Murder]

Pretty boring, I would change the button from shift, it will cause many to enable sticky keys, which can be a pain. Does the game just never end? constant shooting with no bonus/penalty for anything? A useless score? I would also have the play button show up only after the game is finished loading.

[Sharpen Your Pencil]

This is pretty boring, the music could be better. The barriers only seem to bring up a popup saying be careful, giving no incentive not to hit them, you should change it so people must start over after repeatedly hitting them, maybe a damage bar? very simple game, nothing standing out very much.

[Coin toss]

This is a waste of flash, good practice for putting things into user interface format, but not worth putting on newgrounds.

[HelloKitty Balloon Ride]

Really boring, why did you make this? No storyline, no music, decent sound effects, it's a really slow paced 'game'. The only thing I can give you points for is the functionality, it seems to do what you intend it to.

[Amazing Escape the Island]

745 seconds. Decent game, really hard to compete with afro ninjas escape series, and considering that's about all I can compare to, this isn't really great. some really strange things, that provide little logic, and a lot of random clicking, the things that do require thinking are extremely simple, graphics are quite lacking, sound wasn't much to my liking either, however great idea, and very functional.

[The Zombie Rampage]

It's a fucking white fucking screen you fucking tard; kill yourself.

[The Sweet Garden]

I guess this has structure and properly gets its shitty boring useless idea across, other than that, this game is really stupid and serves as the prime reason I don't play games on newgrounds.